The Eminem Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Feud Explained By Someone Who Prefers Alternative Music

De feiten:

"It began in 2001 when the two were dating or hanging out or something. They eventually parted ways and Eminem was sort of mad about it. Mariah released a song called “Clown” within which she more or less calls him a clown. Eminem released a song called “Bagpipes from Baghdad” which has nothing to do with Iraq, but does suggest that Mariah is an alcoholic and does pills. Mariah then released a song called “Obsessed” which implies Eminem has a drug problem and never had sex with her. Eminem then released a song called “The Warning” which is a pretty serious skewering that claims the two did have sex once (embarrassing, premature ejaculatory sex) and Eminem still has the pictures. Mariah’s husband, Nick Cannon , who used to be on a kids show and now does a hip-hop version of Who’s Line Is It Anyway ?, gets called a homosexual slur during the song as well. " (thezaz.nationallampoon.com)

Het is natuurlijk niet echt cool dat een rapper met de status van Eminem een toch wel zwak figuur als Mariah Carey gaat dissen, maar de manier waarop is toch geweldig. Technisch indrukwekkend en inhoudelijk echt moordend.

Beste stuk ergens halfweg:

Listen, girly.

Surely you don't want me to talk about how I nutted early

'cos ejaculated prematurely

and bust all over your belly,

and you almost started hurling

and said I was gross,

go get a towel you're stomachs curling.

Or maybe you do.

But if I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you

and don't you dare say it isn't true.

As long as the songs getting airplay I'm dissing you.

I'm a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.

(volledige lyics hier en de mp3 hier)